I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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