Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i've created a new STD.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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