i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Alive.
So much puke
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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