Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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