Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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