OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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