You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
