Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize