; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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