hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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