i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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