I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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