Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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