First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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