better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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