His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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