How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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