remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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