Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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