Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize