She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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