Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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