Define "chronic" masturbator.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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