It's Friday. Sex?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i think i have herpe
just one?
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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