I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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