I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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