I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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