Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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