The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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