This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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