I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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