Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
