yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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