You made me cry and you don't even care
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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