Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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