My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
