Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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