She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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