Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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