cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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