Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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