Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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