well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize