I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Be still, my beating vagina.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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