we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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