It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I need water and some morals
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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