In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
high people should be assigned attendants
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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