it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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