I wannas sexs uuuuu
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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