just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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