After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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