After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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