...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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